The Onion Movie

• Cast: Len Cariou, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Ken Takemoto, Don McManus
• Duration: 80 minutes
• Genre: Comedy
• Rating: 6.1/10
• Release Date: 2008-05-31

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.