The Absent-Minded Waiter
- Cast: Steve Martin, Teri Garr, Buck Henry, Naomi Stevens, Ivor Barry
- Duration: 7 minutes
- Genre: Comedy
- Rating: 6.5/10
- Release Date: 1977-07-13
Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.
